crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
logicsimpleclevercleanWhat does this rebus say? XLR8.
Accelerate.
cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
logiccleancleverWhat's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F.
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
logicmathThink of a number. Double it. Add ten. Half it. Take away the number you started with. What is your number?
Your number is 5.
trickysimplelogicWhat kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Dry stones.
cleansimpleEven if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. What is it?
Your word.
poemsDipping, glinting, gliding by,
Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath.
I live only while I fly –
Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.
