stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra