What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
What is always coming but never arrives?
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To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son."
But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
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I am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
who am I
I am as big as you are, but I am weightless. Who am I?