crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
cleancrazyName four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
