logictrickysimpleWhat came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
logictrickyIf you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
logictrickyTommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
cleanpoemstrickyI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
trickyCan a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!
cleanlogictrickyThere is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
