logictrickyTommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
logictrickyIf you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
trickysimpleIf you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
cleanpoemstrickyI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
trickyCan a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!
cleanlogictrickyThere is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.