punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
what am ItrickypunnyForward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.
punnyWhat is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire
