How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.logicshort
If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?
Push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out. logicshort
What country is hidden in the paragraph below?
As defendants, we deny all involvement in the unscrupulous dealings which have come to light in the recent government investigation.
I eat other animals.
I have a big mouth.
I am green.
I live in the water.
Who am I?
I am a crocodile. funnyshort
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.cleanfunnyshort
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.cleanlogicmathshort
Would you have more money with a million dollars today or a penny today and double your money every day for 31 days?
Second option. Double your money every day for 31 days.funnyshort
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
Dipping, glinting, gliding by,
Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath.
I live only while I fly –
Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.short
If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?