# Short riddles

## How do you make an egg laugh

How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
86.20 %

## The cork, the bottle and the coin

If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?
Push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out.
84.80 %

## Country hidden in the paragraph

What country is hidden in the paragraph below? As defendants, we deny all involvement in the unscrupulous dealings which have come to light in the recent government investigation.
Sweden.
87.46 %

## I live in the water

I eat other animals. I have a big mouth. I am green. I live in the water. Who am I?
I am a crocodile.
84.48 %

## Where do fish keep their money

Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
87.77 %

## Like a football player

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
87.71 %

## Million dollars today or a penny today

Would you have more money with a million dollars today or a penny today and double your money every day for 31 days?
Second option. Double your money every day for 31 days.
83.36 %

## Italian chef

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
87.96 %

## Dipping, glinting, gliding by

Dipping, glinting, gliding by, Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath. I live only while I fly – Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.
88.64 %