Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.animalfunnyshort
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.funnylogicshort
A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.logicshort
Peter celebrated his birthday on one day, and two days later his older twin brother, Paul, celebrated his birthday. How could this be?
When the mother of the twins went into labour, she was travelling by boat. The older twin, Paul, was born first, barely on March 1st. The boat then crossed a time zone, short
What is the best thing to take when you’re run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.funnyshort
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
What do you call lending money to a bison?