What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
What do you call a bear without an ear?
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.animalcleanfunnyshort
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.animalfunnylogicshort
If 20 blackbirds are on a fence and you shoot one, how many remain?
None, they would all fly away from the sound of the shot.logicshort
Can you punctuate the following, in order to make it a proper English sentence? I said that that that that that man wrote should have been underlined
I said that, "that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined."logicmathshort
Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?
They will both the same distance from Paris when they meet!logicshort
In the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.animalfunnyshort
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.