Short riddles

cleanfunnyshort

Apples and oranges

If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
87.46 %
45 votes

crazyfunnyshort

Chinese men

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
93.22 %
37 votes

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Black snake crossing the road

In a jungle where there is no streets lights or any other artificial source of lights, I notice a black snake crossing the road. How did I get sight of snake ?
It's a day time.
91.77 %
30 votes

short

Never even share a brief touch

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
92.86 %
35 votes

short

Arrested for attempting

There is something which arrested for attempting but not for completing. What is it?
Suicide.
91.77 %
30 votes

logicshort

XLR8

What does this rebus say? XLR8.
Accelerate.
93.05 %
36 votes