funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
loveWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
