crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
cleanloveWhat makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
Love.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
loveWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
funnyloveWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.