What has no beginning, end, or middle?
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
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Give me food, and I will live.
Give me water, and I will die.
What am I?
What nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.
Guy de Maupassant hated the Eiffel Tower. So every day, he had lunch in the one place where it couldn't be seen. What was that place?
In the restaurant that was located at the base of the tower.
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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I am a nut with a whole. What am I?
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.