What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
What is the softest nut in the entire world?
cleanpoemswho am I
Two sisters we are, one is dark and one is fair,
In twin towers dwelling we're quite the pair,
One from land and one from sea,
Tell us truly, who are we?
The answer is salt and pepper.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Our dinner guests cry that we are evil, when they notice their place in the meal. But its no big deal why; we are just one big happy tribe! And we get really fed up with people!
Who, What or Are we?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa.
After some time he becomes a millionaire.
How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.