funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
