funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleI am a fruit. Remove my first letter, it's a crime. Remove my first and last letter, it's a kind of music. What do you think am I?
Grape.
cleverwhat am II take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my flag. What am I?
A mailbox.
cleansimpleWhat goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Your age.
poemswhat am IsimplelogicPoke your fingers in my eyes
and I will open wide my jaws.
Linen cloth, quills, or paper,
I will devour them all.
What am I?
Scissors.
mysteryscarytrickydirtyThere was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
Married couples.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
simpletrickywhat am IWhat am I?
A question.
cleanmysterywhat am IsimplelogicI have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee