cleanwhat am IcleverI look taller when I am young. But as I get old, I become shorter and shorter. What Am I?
A candle.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
cleanscaryWhat man cannot live inside a house?
Snowman.
cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
what am II am only useful when I am full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?
A sponge
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleI am a fruit. Remove my first letter, it's a crime. Remove my first and last letter, it's a kind of music. What do you think am I?
Grape.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
mysteryscarytrickydirtyThere was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
Married couples.
poemswhat am IsimplelogicPoke your fingers in my eyes
and I will open wide my jaws.
Linen cloth, quills, or paper,
I will devour them all.
What am I?
Scissors.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!