funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
mysteryscarytrickydirtyThere was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
Married couples.
poemswhat am IsimplelogicPoke your fingers in my eyes
and I will open wide my jaws.
Linen cloth, quills, or paper,
I will devour them all.
What am I?
Scissors.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
cleverwhat am II take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my flag. What am I?
A mailbox.
cleansimpleWhat goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Your age.
cleanmysterywhat am IsimplelogicI have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicI can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
Nose.
what am IsimplelogiccleanPhysicists have built devices to move me very fast. My last seven letters can be commonly found in newspapers, magazines and journals. What am I?
Particles.
funnytrickyBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liquid.
