What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
who am Icleansimplelogic
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I?
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Four children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!
Can you spot what's wrong with the following sentence?
PETER WAS ANGRY AT
HIMSELF BECAUSE HE
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE
THE KEYS TO HIS CAR
AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.
It contains the word "THE" twice in a row.
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
Where do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
It will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
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I am a nut with a whole. What am I?
Each morning I appear to lie at your feet. All day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.