What can be as big as an elephant but weigh nothing?
What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
cleanwhat am I
I can be as thin as a picture frame but my insides have many things you can see. What am I?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
What goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
cleanlogicwhat am I
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a crime. If you take away my first two letters, I'm an animal. If you take away my first and last letters, I'm a form of music. What am I?
What bone will a dog never eat?
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
What always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?