If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?
Push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out.
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
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I am a home of knowledge, both banal and profound.
In grand halls and small homes I can be found.
I am a home for things of many leaves,
but my many residents are not living trees.
What am I?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?
A quarter and a dime. One coin is not a dime, but the other one is.
Tommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son."
But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.
What is the softest nut in the entire world?
cleanwhat am Isimple
I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?