funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives