## No beginning, end, or middle

What has no beginning, end, or middle?

A doughnut.

What has no beginning, end, or middle?

A doughnut.

What stays where it is when it goes off?

An alarm clock.

What's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D

F.
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.

What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?

Silence

Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room, the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people, so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now, each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. )
Where is the remaining dollar?

Each person paid $9, totalling $27.
The manager has $25 and the bellboy has $2.
The bellboy's $2 should be added to the manager's $25 or substracted from the tenant's $27, not added to the tenants' $27.

I’m at the beginning of the end
and the start of eternity,
at the end of time and space,
in the middle of yesterday
but nowhere in tomorrow.
What am I?

The letter "e".

Finish the sequence:
7 8 5 5 3 4 4 ?

6 - the number of letters in the month august; (January has 7 letters, February has 8 etc.)

On the first day they cover one quarter of the total distance.
The next day they cover one quarter of what is left.
The following day they cover two fifths of the remainder and on the fourth day half of the remaining distance.
The group now have 14 miles left, how many miles have they walked?

68.962962 miles

You can hold it without seeing or touching it! What is that?

Your breath.

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free.What did the man say?

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.