animalcleanshortWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
cleanlogicshortIt is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Nothing.
cleanfunnylogicA woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing... Why?
She is walking.
cleanlogicshortHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
animalcleanshortA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
animalcleanfunnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
animalcleanshortWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
