Clean riddles

cleanlogicshort

Many Things At Once

It is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Nothing.
92.86 %
35 votes

cleanfunnylogic

A woman with no driver license

A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing... Why?
She is walking.
90.04 %
42 votes

cleanlogicshort

It never gets past twelve

Had at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
93.55 %
39 votes

animalcleanshort

A turkey

A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
93.70 %
40 votes