# Clean riddles

## Do not say its name

What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
70.89 %

## Against the law

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
70.87 %

## Golfing with two pairs of pants

Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
70.83 %

## I sometimes act like I don't care

I have just one, but with eight to spare, I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care. What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
70.80 %

## Lucky Sona

Lucky Sona fell off a 100 steps staircase without getting hurt! How?
She fell off the last step.
70.78 %

## Move very slowly

I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes. What am I?
70.74 %

## A challenge for my son

A man told his son that he would give him \$1000 if he could accomplish the following task. The father gave his son ten envelopes and a thousand dollars, all in one dollar bills. He told his son, "Place the money in the envelopes in such a manner that no matter what number of dollars I ask for, you can give me one or more of the envelopes, containing the exact amount I asked for without having to open any of the envelopes. If you can do this, you will keep the \$1000." When the father asked for a sum of money, the son was able to give him envelopes containing the exact amount of money asked for. How did the son distribute the money among the ten envelopes?
The contents or the ten envelopes (in dollar bills) hould be as follows: \$1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 489. The first nine numbers are in geometrical progression, and their sum, deducted from 1,000, gives the contents of the tenth envelope.
70.73 %

## It never moves

What goes through towns up hills but never moves?
70.72 %

## I like to eat peanuts and hay

I'm very, very big. I like to eat peanuts and hay. I have four legs and two big ears. My long nose is called a trunk. I am an...
Elephant.
70.72 %