In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
There weren't any stairs, it was a one storey house.
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I never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.cleanfunnyshort
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.What is it?
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.cleanlogic
Jake and his friend Paco had very famous challenge sessions at their school. One would suggest something they could do, and the other would prove it wrong somehow. One day, Jake surprised Paco by stating: "I can answer any question in the world." Sure that he would win the challenge, Paco accepted the task of proving it wrong. He wrote up a test full of impossible questions. After a while, Jake returned the test. Paco unbelievably lost the challenge and told Jake he could indeed answer any question. How did Jake win?
For all the impossible questions, Jake simply wrote "I don't know".cleanfunnyshort
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.cleanshortwhat am I
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Two men are in a desert. They're both wearing backpacks. One of the men is dead. The man who is alive, has his pack open. The dead man's pack is closed. What is in their packs?