In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
There weren't any stairs, it was a one storey house.
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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!clean
What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.cleanfunnyshort
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.cleanlogic
A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.cleanscaryshort
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
F I V E. Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.cleanfunnyshort
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.clean
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I'm a soft and furry pet.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have sharp teeth and claws.
I like to chase mice.
I am a...
Cat.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?