Clean riddles

cleanfunny

Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
69.90 %
176 votes
cleansimple

What time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Noon.
69.85 %
51 votes
cleanlogicsimple

Can you spot what's wrong with the following sentence? PETER WAS ANGRY AT HIMSELF BECAUSE HE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE THE KEYS TO HIS CAR AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.
It contains the word "THE" twice in a row.
69.85 %
51 votes
cleanlogicsimple

You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle.
69.79 %
105 votes