A man owned a casino and invited some friends.
It was a dark stormy night, and they all placed their money on the table right before the lights went out.
When the lights came back on, the money was gone.
The owner put a rooster in an old rusty tea kettle.
He told everyone to get in line and touch the kettle after he turned the lights off, and the rooster will crow when the robber touched it.
After everyone touched it, the rooster didn't crow, so the man told everyone to hold out their hands.
After examining all the hands, he pointed out who the robber was.
How did he know who stole the money?
Because the tea kettle was rusty, whoever touched it would have rust on their hands. The robber didn't touch the kettle, therefore he was the only one whose hands weren't rusty.animalcleanshort
I am small.
I can be scary.
I have eight legs.
I spin a web.
I am a spider.cleanshort
What nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.cleanshort
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).animalcleanshort
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking. What am I?
What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!