crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
logictrickyIf you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
logictrickyTommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
cleanpoemstrickyI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanlogictrickyThere is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
simpletrickywhat am IWhat am I?
A question.
mysteryscarytrickydirtyThere was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
Married couples.