funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
cleantrickyWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
cleantrickylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
trickycleanWhat goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
cleanlogictrickyYou are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, the candle, or the fire?
You light the match first!
cleanlogictrickysimpleFour children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!
funnytrickyBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liquid.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
cleansimpletrickyThere was a railroad crossing without any cars and trucks! Can you spell that without using any "R"?
T-H-A-T
