crazy funny Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny dirty What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean what am I simple I live in the woods.
I'm very big and furry.
I have a big nose, a little tail
and four legs.
I like to eat fish and berries.
I am a...
Bear.
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An ail-ligator.
Show me the answer Share riddle dirty funny August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
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A watch dog.
Show me the answer Share riddle what am I simple clean I'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
Elephant.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean simple what am I I live in the ocean.
I like to eat crabs.
I can change colors.
My eight legs are called tentacles.
I am an...
Octupus.
Show me the answer Share riddle what am I simple clean I live in a house called a coop.
I have two legs, two wings and a tail.
I eat worms and bugs and grain.
I lay eggs.
I am a...
Chicken.
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