# Riddle #1101

## Going up

What comes down but never goes up?
Rain.
59.77 %

## You bury me when I am alive

You bury me when I am alive, and dig me up when I die. What am I?
A plant.
78.13 %

## Never eat me

People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
78.12 %

## Getting wet

What gets wet while it's drying?
A towel.
77.78 %

## The watchmen

One morning an airline president is leaving on a business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a \$1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?
He was fired from sleeping on his job.
77.49 %

## How many apples?

If there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
77.41 %

## An ancient invention

What is the ancient invention that allows people to see through walls?
A window.
77.20 %

## Take off my skin

Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
77.19 %

## One word

Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R to spell just one word.
"Just one word".
76.92 %

## Six letters

There is a word and six letters it contains. Take one away and twelve is what remains. What word is it?
Dozens.
76.89 %