cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
logictrickysimpleWhat came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
cleantrickyHow can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
cleanlogicmathsimpleIf you multiply all the numbers on the telephone, what is the answer?
0 (Remember, there is a zero!)
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
logicmathtrickyHow many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
mathsimpleWhat is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits?
999.
logicsimpleHow can one talk without saying a single word?
by writing / using hand symbols
