funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
cleansimpleWhat is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
Void
what am IsimplecleanI live in a house. Each Halloween I stand in a jack-o-lantern and get shorter as I grow old. What Am I?
A candle.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
cleansimpleWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
what am IpoemscleansimpleTurn me on my side and I am everything.
Cut me in half and I am nothing.
What am I?
The number 8. On it's side is infinity, cut the symbol in half, you get two zeros.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
mysterywho am IpoemsSlayer of regrets, old and new,
sought by many, found by few.
What am I?
Redemption
