what am IpoemscleansimpleTurn me on my side and I am everything.
Cut me in half and I am nothing.
What am I?
The number 8. On it's side is infinity, cut the symbol in half, you get two zeros.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
mysterywho am IpoemsSlayer of regrets, old and new,
sought by many, found by few.
What am I?
Redemption
logiccleansimpleFive add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
cleanlogicsimpleWhen does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
In a dictionary.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
