funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
cleanWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanlogicwhat am II am not alive but I grow. I don't have lungs but I need air. What am I?
Fire.
cleanThe more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.