funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
cleanpoemssimpleDie without me,
Never thank me.
Walk right through me,
Never feel me.
Always watching,
Never speaking.
Always lurking,
Never seen.
Air.
cleansimplelogicWhat does the following represent?
N N N N N N N
A A A A A A A
C C C C C C C
7 up cans.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am always will be coming, but I will never come. What Am I?
Tomorrow.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
cleanwhat am II weigh almost nothing. I am lighter than air. But even the strongest man in the world cannot lift me. What Am I?
Bubble.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
