funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
cleansimplecleverWhat you cannot hold it but it is yours?
Your heart.
cleansimpleIt's red, blue, purple and green. No one can reach it, not even the queen.
Rainbow.
cleansimpleWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
cleanpoemssimpleDie without me,
Never thank me.
Walk right through me,
Never feel me.
Always watching,
Never speaking.
Always lurking,
Never seen.
Air.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
Sand.
cleansimplelogicWhat does the following represent?
N N N N N N N
A A A A A A A
C C C C C C C
7 up cans.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am always will be coming, but I will never come. What Am I?
Tomorrow.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.