funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
cleanwhat am II am taken from a mine,
and shut up in a wooden case
from which I’m never released,
and yet I am used by many.
What am I?
Pencil lead.
cleanpoemssimpleDie without me,
Never thank me.
Walk right through me,
Never feel me.
Always watching,
Never speaking.
Always lurking,
Never seen.
Air.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
cleansimplelogicWhat does the following represent?
N N N N N N N
A A A A A A A
C C C C C C C
7 up cans.
logiccleanThe day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am always will be coming, but I will never come. What Am I?
Tomorrow.
lovepoemsIt caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
Love.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
