cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
cleanlogicIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
