cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleTo you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
A dog.
cleansimpleWhat goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Your age.
cleanwhat am IcleversimpleI am a five letter word and very strong. I become single when you remove two letters from me. What Am I?
Stone.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have four legs and a tail.
I have no teeth.
I can swim and dive underwater.
I carry my house around with me.
I am a...
Turtle.
cleantrickyWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in lakes and rivers.
I eat fish and birds.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have lots of pretty teeth.
I am a...
Crocodile.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleWash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?
Water.
cleansimpleWhere do bedtime books sleep?
Under their covers.
cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleI taste sweet and juicy.
I smell fruity.
I feel rough and wet.
I look like a bumpy ball.
What am I?
An orange.
