A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.
He was walking...not driving.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyshort
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.cleanfunnyprobability
There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world.
The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch.
There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it.
When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?"
Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class!
Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".animalcleanfunnyshort
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!animalcleanfunnyshort
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What is a frog’s favorite year?
What is a horse’s favorite sport?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.cleanfunnyshort
Jack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.animalcleanfunnylogicshort
A bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.