New riddles

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?

How can you make seven even?

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?

How many seconds are there in a year?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?

I am always hungry and will die if not fed, whatever I touch will soon turn red.

I drift forever with the current down these long canals they've made. Tame, yet wild, I run elusive, multitasking to your aid. Before I came, the world was darker. Colder, sometimes, rougher, true. But though I might make living easy, I'm good at killing people too.

Say my name and I disappear.

I sleep when you are awake, I am awake when you fall asleep. I can fly but no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?