loveWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
loveWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
cleanwho am IsimplecleverWhen you do know me about me, them I am definitely something. You will always search for me. But when you know me, I am nothing. Who am I?
I'm a Riddle.
cleanwho am IsimplecleverI have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
cleverwho am IcleansimpleI am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?
Alphabet 'C'.
trickyWhat is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Ohio - The two 'o's are round with 'hi' in the middle.
simplelogiccleanWhat's the difference between here and there?
T (the letter 't' is added to the front 'here' to spell 'there').
cleansimplecleverThousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
A beehive.
cleanwhat am IsimpleIf you throw me out the window, I'll leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but through the door, You'll see someone giving life. What am I?
The letter 'n'. Throw out the letter n from the word window and you have widow. Bring back the word n to door and you have donor.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
