cleansimplelogicWhat has four legs, but can't walk?
A table.
cleanlogicsimpleIf you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
Mirror.
cleansimpleIt's red, blue, purple and green. No one can reach it, not even the queen.
Rainbow.
cleanpoemssimpleIt can be cracked,
it can be made,
It can be told,
it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
cleansimpleWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
cleansimplescaryEach morning I appear to lie at your feet. All day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.
Shadow.
cleansimpleMy life can be measured in hours.
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
Candle.
