trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
what am IsimplelogicclevercleanI don’t have eyes, ears, nose and tongue, but I can see, smell, hear and taste everything. What am I?
A brain.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
what am IsimpleclevercleanYou will throw me away when you want to use me. You will take me in when you don’t want to use me. What am I?
An anchor.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
cleansimpleWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
logicsimpleWhat is red but it smells like a blue paint?
Red paint.
