funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
what am IscarysimplecleverWhen you have me more, you can see only less. What Am I?
Darkness.
what am IsimpleclevercleanlogicMy best buddy always makes mistakes. But I would easily get rid of the mistakes. What Am I?
An eraser (on pencil).
cleanwhat am II weigh almost nothing. I am lighter than air. But even the strongest man in the world cannot lift me. What Am I?
Bubble.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
cleanlogicsimpleThere is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
detectivelogicsimpleThere is something which arrested for attempting but not for completing. What is it?
Suicide.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
logicsimpleclevercleanWhat does this rebus say? XLR8.
Accelerate.
