cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
Pea.
cleansimpletrickyLucky Sona fell off a 100 steps staircase without getting hurt! How?
She fell off the last step.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
poemssimpleclevercleanThree lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks.
Water.
cleanlogicwhat am II am not alive but I grow. I don't have lungs but I need air. What am I?
Fire.
cleanpoemssimpleIt can be cracked,
it can be made,
It can be told,
it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.
