funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
