cleansimplecleverlogicWhat runs around the house, but does not move?
The fence.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
logiccleansimpleWhat two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
cleansimpleWhat is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
logicscaryThe person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the woods.
I'm very big and furry.
I have a big nose, a little tail
and four legs.
I like to eat fish and berries.
I am a...
Bear.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleansimpleYou've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.
Echo.
