simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
cleansimpleWhat has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
cleanwhat am IsimpleA container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
An egg.
