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cleanloveshortwhat am I

When I...

When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?
Your own reflection in the mirror.
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91 votes

clean

Two paths to a mountain

You walk up to a mountain that has two paths. One leads to the other side of the mountain, and the other will get you lost forever. Two twins know the path that leads to the other side. You can ask them only one question. Except! One lies and one tells the truth, and you don't know which is which. So, What do you ask?
You ask each twin What would your brother say?. This works because.... Well let's say the correct path is on the left side. So say you asked the liar "What would your brother say?" Well, the liar would know his brother was honest and he would say the left side, but since the liar lies, he would say right. If you asked the honest twin the same question, he would say right, because he knows his brother will lie. Therefore, you would know that the correct path was the left.
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44 votes

cleanlogicmath

Take 2 from 5

How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
F I V E. Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.
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47 votes

cleanfunnylove

Valentine card

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
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56 votes