cleancrazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
cleanshortwhat am II travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
A stamp.
cleanshortwhat am IWith pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler.
animalcleanshortwhat am II have four legs but no tail. Usually I am heard only at night. What am I?
A frog.
animalcleanshortWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
animalcleanshortwhat am II plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
cleanshortWhat has everything inside it? Everything you can imagine...even God, the wind, the world, the sky, heaven, earth and everything that comes to your mind.
The alphabet.
cleanWith thieves I consort,
with the vilest, in short,
I'm quite at ease in depravity;
Yes all divines use me,
And savants can't lose me,
For I am the center of gravity.
V.
cleanThe cost of making only the maker knows,
Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded.
A poor man may give one as easily as a king.
When one is broken pain and deceit are assured.
Promise.
cleanfunnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
