What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.cleanshortwhat am I
I build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.cleanfunny
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.cleanpoems
That downward thrust,
That never rust.
What clothes does a house wear?
What country makes you shiver?
Where do bedtime books sleep?
Under their covers.cleanshort
What kind of soda must you not drink?
What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?